tarinne: April 2005

Sabtu, 30 April 2005

A Few Online Generators

24 Dreaming Generator
Advertising Slogan Generator
Advice Generator
Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator
Alien Limerick Generator
Ambigram Generator
Anarchy Cookbook Generator
Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator
Apology Note Generator
Archaeological Buzz-Word Generator
ASCII Generator
Avatar Generator
Badge Generator
Band Name Generator
Barcode Generator
Bart Simpson Chalk Board Generator
Biblical Curse Generator
Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator
Bitch Letter Generator
Bizarre Rumour Generator
Boob Message Generator
British Movie Titles Generator
Calendar Generator
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Campaign Scandal Generator
Cat Name Generator
Cheese Comparator Generator
Church Sign Generator
Color Palette Generator
Comic Strip Generator
Complaint Letter Generator
Conspiracy Generator
Corporate Press Release Generator
CorpSpeak Generator
Corset Pattern Generator
Country Western Song Generator
Dear John Letter Generator
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Dr. Phil Quote Generator
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E-Mail Icon Generator
English Language Extender Generator
English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Generator
Error Message Generator
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Extreme Sports Generator
Face Transformer Generator
Fairy Name Generator
Family Values Generator
FOI Letter Generator
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Food-Eating Battle Monkeys Generator
Freeway Sign Generator
Frog Generator
Gangsta Name Generator
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George Says Generator
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GMT Map Generator
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Group Mind Generator
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Hacker Handle Generator
Haiku Generator
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Harry Potter Character Generator
Heart Generator
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Idea Generator
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Integer Generator
isLove Generator
Japanese Name Generator
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Job Title Generator
John Says Generator
Joke Generator
Kenny Translation Generator
Kitten Generator
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Lifetime Plot Generator
Linux Doc. Project HOWTO Generator
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Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator
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Michael Jackson Mug Shot Generator
Middle Earth Name Generator
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Mr. Men Generator
Music Correspondent Generator
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New York Times Link Generator
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Pimp Name Generator
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Prime Number Generator
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US Name Generator
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Looking For Some Scurrilous Celebrity Gossip?

Try here.

Jumat, 29 April 2005

Not The Most Effective Use Of A Bike Lock

Braingle

Over 7500 brain teasers, riddles, logic problems and mind puzzles.

Morse Code Sound Generator

Have your text translated into morse code.

Ambulance Blog

I heard this guy interviewed on the radio a while back and very interesting he is too.

Scientists Say Everyone Can Read Minds

It's to do with mirror neurons.

Sick pets 'priority over partners'

Doesn't surprise me at all.

Mugabe orders cull of elephants to feed starving villagers

Oh, I hope not.

Car lands in top floor of house

How did it get up there?

Kamis, 28 April 2005

Welcome to The World

A collection of 300 islands in the shape of the continents of the world are being built in Dubai.

Terry's lost his frog

His name is Hopkin.

With thanks to Ajit.

Two men go hunting together, die of heart attacks

What were the chances of that happening?

Rabu, 27 April 2005

What do you think his hobby is?

Laughing Yoga

This looks like fun.

Opens with windows media player, or right click and save target as.

When Taking A Photo, Technique Is Everything

Click on the thumbnails for bigger pictures.

The truth behind the spin?

Spoof party political adverts commissioned by Channel 4 News.

Who Would Buy That?

Weird auctions from around the interweb.

What On Earth Is A Trebuchet?

It's a huge catapult.

If you read the Totally Irresponsible And Not In Good Taste Mode page, I think the cow was already dead!

The World Carrot Museum

Everything you needed to know about carrots.

Downey Jr embarrasses Lorraine Kelly on show

Surely it was meant as a compliment.

Turin law: Walk your dog 3 times a day

Or be fined.

Selasa, 26 April 2005

Squalor Survivors

A serious site about people who struggle to keep things tidy.

Weird American Laws

In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.

How Amazonian ants ambush their prey

Clever things, ants.

Anti-TV guerrillas wield their new zapper

The TV-B-Gone.

Phil Yer Boots

Philippines syndicate wins £16m British lotto jackpot by spending £3.5m on tickets.

Senin, 25 April 2005

A Mans Guide to Getting Dressed

This is about right.

The 'miracle pill' that makes your body tan itself

Melanotan.

Minggu, 24 April 2005

Online Karaoke Player

Select the song and click Sing It!

See also Name That Tune!

Both require QuickTime.

Chinese Watermelon Art-Sculpture

Some of these are really very good.

Manakin Moonwalk

This small, brightly coloured South American bird does a mean moonwalk.

Requires Real Player.

How to start a fire with a can of Coke and a chocolate bar

Here.

Gilded Wing

Have your loved-ones ashes scattered by aeroplane.

2000 Alternative Uses For Peanut Butter

And then some.

Buck the Stag Animated Trophy

I can imagine this getting annoying as hell.

Nigeria pays criminals not to be criminals

They get $193 if they repent.

Sabtu, 23 April 2005

The First Human Male Pregnancy

Mr Lee Mingwei.

Did You Know?

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

There's a test at the bottom of the page.

The World's Least Succesful Bodybuilder?

Dear Mr Atlas,

I've done the course, now please send me the muscles.

Builder's Crack - The New Fashion?

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Penguins made to walk through airport metal detector

A slideshow of 6 pictures.

Artists put cow on 10 storey building

I don't know if this is real or not.

Woman robs stylist, shoots at car

Bad hair day.

Kamis, 21 April 2005

Dress Down Friday?

Click the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

In the Clouds

Amazing landscape and weather photographs by Gregory Thompson.

Units of Measurement

How measurement differs throughout the world.

The Future

An owner's manual from The World Future Society.

God-u-Like

An irreverent but fair look at the Faith industry.

The Twelve Man / Thirteen Man Problem

Here's how it works.

Online Whoopee Cushion

Does exactly what you'd expect it to do.

Alanis Morissette to re-record Jagged Little Pill

To commemorate the 10th anniversary of it's release.

She still doesn't understand irony then.

2 Brits nabbed with $3 trillion in fake US fed notes

That's quite a lot.

Rabu, 20 April 2005

I Bet The Boss Was Pleased

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Stop Motion Studies

Five series of stop motion photographs exploring body language.

Click on the numbers at the bottom and also on the left hand side for the different series.

Oops I Did It Again!

The original 1932 version recorded by Louis Armstrong.

Political Mudslinging

More pre-election political jiggerypokery.

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with a bacon strip bandage.

Selasa, 19 April 2005

Cloud Nine

With your left and right arrow keys, see if you can help Charles and Camilla reach Cloud Nine.

Read Your Own Toes

Just in case you ever wondered what they mean.

The Bag Bed

Recycle your old plastic bags into a bed.

It's a fire hazard but they make ideal beds for homeless people. So they say.

How to Dispose of a Goldfish That Has Died

Flush down toilet.

Man Jailed For Shooting His Car

Believe me, I know exactly how he felt.

Pretty In Pink

A not altogether conventional method of moving prisoners.

Senin, 18 April 2005

Create Your Own Digital Masterpiece

After you have painted your masterpiece you can send it to a friend or watch it being painted in front of yourself.

There are many examples in the gallery. Some of them are amazing.

40 Meditation Practices in 4 Positions

Walking, standing, sitting and lying.

Pizza Cutters

A small gallery of Easy Rider pizza cutters.

Want A Swimming Pool But Don't Have The Room?

How about an endless pool.

I suppose it's like a treadmill for swimmers.

Elevator Moods

A series of short black and white films set in elevators.

Motorist's nose broken by sausage

A frozen one.

Lights Out

The object of the game is to turn out all the lights. Every light you click on will turn on/off every adjacent light.

Zen Advice

Click the button for some amusing advice.

Pac-Man Hat

Wouldn't you look great wearing one of these.

Pavement Art

I've always admired pavement artists. All that work washed away by the rain.

There are some great drawings here, particularly the 3D ones, whilst this guy goes for a much bigger scale.

Minggu, 17 April 2005

Beating A Speeding Ticket

WHAT NOT TO DO:

1. Don't act like a dick.

Sandsational

A company that specialises in sand sculptures.

Mongrel calls Berkeley Pit home for 16 years

He's called The Auditor.

Sabtu, 16 April 2005

The Joys Of Being A Sub-Editor

The Guy Miming To Natalie Imbruglia's Torn

I posted this a while back and it is hilarious. The reason I'm reposting it is because I've just found out who it is. He's called David Armand from a UK sketch group called the Hollow Men and they have a blog.

You can access the file here.

If you left click it will open with windows media player, or right click and save target as.

The perils of non-native translations

A small list here.

Celebrity Real Names

You can tell why some people changed their names.

Rate My Afro

Remember afros?

The Indexed Phobia List

The fear of ...

Pope-U-Lator

A Papal calculator.

Radio Host Fired For Wondering If Pope Went To Heaven

Is/was the Pope Catholic?

Aye-Aye

One of the world's strangest and most endangered animals has been born in captivity at Bristol Zoo Gardens.

Natalie Appleton

It's a strange looking thing.

It's A Wholphin

A whale-dolphin hybrid.

Jumat, 15 April 2005

Not Going Anywhere

Can't Be Bothered To Clean Up After Your Pet?

Try the Pet Butler.

If It Moves, Eat It

Alternative meats.

Who Should You Vote For?

The aim of this site is to provide voters in the 2005 UK general election with a simple tool to see how the main parties represent their views. While this site is not pursuing any political agenda we would obviously urge all users to research the issues in greater detail themselves before making their final voting choice. This site is not funded by any political party or interest group.

So if you can't be arsed to make up your own mind, have a look.